All Episodes
Get Right
I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”My boss says I have a preoccupation w...
613 PT.1
You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall make no idols. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain. Keep the Sabbath day holy. Honor your fa...
Wolves Among The Sheep
"I’ve always been a black sheep. That’s a hard thing to be until you find your calling in life. I was bullied a lot at school, probably because I was perceived to be ...
Jew VS Jewish
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when the daughter told her she had an affair? "Who catered it?"
Ticks and Porches
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
Lonnie Lowe Goes To Europe
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths."
Same
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths."
Lonnie Lee Lowe Doing the Bird
My first experience with culture shock? Probably when I peed on an electric fence."
The Stab,Pills, Pills, Pills
Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’
Lonnie Lowe Vaccine Fix
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Chicken Head
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’