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Show Yo Face

"I don't have a beer gut. I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs."

Seed dropping Thursday 11

"Money talks. But all mine ever says is goodbye."

Same

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths."

Lonnie Lee Lowe Doing the Bird

My first experience with culture shock? Probably when I peed on an electric fence."

Aretha Franklin and Nigeropsy

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

Seed Dropping Thursday 10

I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

The Stab,Pills, Pills, Pills

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’

Lonnie Lowe Vaccine Fix

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Seed Dropping Thursday

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Die

A blind man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair…A

HEY D.J.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.

Chicken Head

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

Ryan Moving Out

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

Die From Covid

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Appleapps n Da Googleplaystow

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Apply Yourself

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I know live in constant fear.

Ryan Pumpkin Patch

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Ahyal Ban Gad

The Word

The Sabbath With LL

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Gospel For Sale

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

Ryan Don't know

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Seed Dropping Thursday 6

Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.

The Ten

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Church Hoes

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

Veggie Burgers LL, R

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Return Of The MacK R

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

School WTF

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Degrees

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

Stun Gun UFB

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Feed My Sheep LL

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.