Jew VS Jewish

Jew VS Jewish

Summary

What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when the daughter told her she had an affair? "Who catered it?"
Students were asked to write an essay about elephants:

Jack writes about the horrors of the ivory trade.
Jodie writes about the plight of the Indian elephant.
Homer writes about the mating ritual of the elephant.
Moshe writes about the elephant and the Jewish problem.