All Episodes

Ryan Moving Out

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

Die From Covid

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Appleapps n Da Googleplaystow

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Apply Yourself

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I know live in constant fear.

Ryan Pumpkin Patch

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Ahyal Ban Gad

The Word

The Sabbath With LL

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Gospel For Sale

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

Ryan Don't know

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Seed Dropping Thursday 6

Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.

The Ten

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Church Hoes

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

Veggie Burgers LL, R

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Return Of The MacK R

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

School WTF

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Degrees

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

Stun Gun UFB

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Feed My Sheep LL

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Seed Dropping Thursday 5

The Word

Live Right Now

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Southern Maid Doughnuts R

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.

White Boy Day

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.

Women Run The World

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

Porch Jumpers

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila,

Seed Dropping Thursday 3

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

The 300 Sabbath

A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’

KOBBUCHA

Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

Ahyal Ban Gad 2

The Word

Believe

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Ahyal Ban Gad 2

The Word