All Episodes

Seed Dropping Thursday 6

Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.

The Ten

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Church Hoes

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

Veggie Burgers LL, R

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Return Of The MacK R

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

School WTF

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Degrees

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

Stun Gun UFB

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Feed My Sheep LL

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Seed Dropping Thursday 5

The Word

Live Right Now

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Southern Maid Doughnuts R

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.

White Boy Day

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.

Women Run The World

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

Porch Jumpers

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila,

Seed Dropping Thursday 3

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

The 300 Sabbath

A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’

KOBBUCHA

Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

Ahyal Ban Gad 2

The Word

Believe

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Ahyal Ban Gad 2

The Word

Walk On Water

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Its over

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

Seed dropping 3

Word

I'll Wait

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Missing in Action

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

Start Wars

I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.

Closed

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Drones

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Equal

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.